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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no boring lecture, it’s real talk, like I’m spillin’ it to Kenny over some cheesy poofs. Sexual-massage? It’s hands-on, dirty, and damn good if done right. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s all ‘bout that sensual vibe—gets ya goin’, ya know? I saw this flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, Kim Ki-duk, 2003—my fave, bitches—and it’s all ‘bout cycles, lust, and calm shit. Like, “What you hold, you lose,” that’s some deep massage truth right there! Hold too tight, you ruin the vibe.

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Anyway, I shook it off and headed towards the beach. Minehead’s got this lovely stretch of sand, right? I was just about to take a deep breath of that salty air when I spotted a bunch of kids playing footy. They were having a blast, but then one of ‘em kicked the ball right at me! I dodged it like a pro, but it hit this poor old lady instead. She wasn’t too happy, let me tell ya. I felt bad, but also kinda laughed. I mean, it was a bit funny, right?

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