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About Newcastle

So, picture this – shady lil’ buildin’, neon lights flickerin’ like some broke-ass theater sign. I’m pissed already ‘cause the bouncer’s all “no kids allowed,” and I’m like, “I’m a grown-ass man, respect my authoritah!” Got in anyway, ‘cause I’m Cartman, duh. Inside? Smells like cheap perfume and regret – freakin’ hilarous! Girls struttin’ around in skimpy outfits, lookin’ like they’re actin’ in some low-budget porno. “I am a breathing piece of shit,” one of ‘em prolly thinks, quotin’ my fave movie, but she’s smilin’ anyway. Fake as hell, but who cares?

Man and woman remanded in custody over brothel charges

Anyway, I shook it off and headed towards the beach. Minehead’s got this lovely stretch of sand, right? I was just about to take a deep breath of that salty air when I spotted a bunch of kids playing footy. They were having a blast, but then one of ‘em kicked the ball right at me! I dodged it like a pro, but it hit this poor old lady instead. She wasn’t too happy, let me tell ya. I felt bad, but also kinda laughed. I mean, it was a bit funny, right?

Minehead councillors come out against edge of town petrol station and Costa store