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But here’s what gets me goat – some prudes call it dodgy. Oi, lighten up, ya squares! It’s just a massage with a naughty twist. Surprised me how bloody good it felt – like No-Face gobblin’ up them bathhouse treats, but less creepy. I’m all, “Do I look like I give a toss?” – nah, I’m lovin’ it! Fun fact: ancient Greeks did this too, callin’ it “therapeia” or somefink. Bet they were randy buggers!

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Then, I headed to my lecture at the Open University. The campus is pretty cool, not gonna lie. Lots of green spaces, and the architecture is all modern and stuff. But here’s the kicker: I got lost. Like, seriously lost. I ended up on Woughton on the Green. I thought I was in Narnia or something. I mean, who names a place Woughton? Sounds like a sneeze!

Police operation disrupts criminals coming to Milton Keynes