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Oi mate, here I am, David bloody Attenborough, narratin’ the wild world of sex escorts like it’s a bleedin’ nature doco. Picture this, yeah, a lone escort struttin’ through the urban jungle, heels clickin’ like a beetle’s wings. Calm now, rhythmic, see – it’s nature, innit? These lasses, they’re like WALL-E, that lil’ robot, just tryna survive the chaos, cleanin’ up the mess of lonely blokes. “Beep boop,” I reckon they’d say if they was robots, but nah, they’re flesh n blood, real as the dirt under me boots.

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As the night rolls on, I’m pourin’ more drinks, and the place is packed. I’m talkin’ to this bloke from Kinderton, and he’s tellin’ me about the time he got lost in the woods near the Middlewich Forest. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not that big!” But he’s all dramatic, sayin’ he thought he’d never find his way back. I’m just nodding, thinkin’, “You must’ve been really bad at directions.”

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