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So check it, sex-dating’s all bout gettin laid quick – no mushy stuff, no “are we real or a copy?” like in the movie. It’s swipe right, bam, meet up, get it on! I was shocked, y’all – folks out there bangin strangers like it’s nothin! Back in my day, ya had to charm em first, maybe buy a beer. Now? Apps got profiles screamin “DTF” – down to, uh, fornicate, ya dig? Made me mad seein how easy some punks got it – where’s the work ethic?!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady, Mrs. Thompson, comes in. She’s a regular, always orders a gin and tonic. But today, she’s got this wild look in her eyes. She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who apparently ran away. I’m tryin’ to be sympathetic, but I’m also thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s all, “He’s my baby!” and I’m like, “Alright, alright, I get it.”

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