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I’ve seen it, friends—apps buzzin’ like bees. People chasin’ that spark, that “dark pool of oil” moment, ya know? Sex-dating’s this weird dance—part fun, part chaos. I get a kick outta it, tho! Like, didja know back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for hookups? Called ‘em “personals”—so retro, right? Now it’s all Tinder, Grindr, whatever—bam, instant “hello, darlin’.”

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady, Mrs. Thompson, comes in. She’s a regular, always orders a gin and tonic. But today, she’s got this wild look in her eyes. She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who apparently ran away. I’m tryin’ to be sympathetic, but I’m also thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s all, “He’s my baby!” and I’m like, “Alright, alright, I get it.”

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