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Best bit? The chase, yesss. Texts pingin’, “u up?” at 3 a.m.—pure adrenaline. Worst? Ghostin’. Had a lass ditch me mid-chat—poof! Like Carlos vanishin’ after a bombin’. “I work alone,” he’d growl in the flick. Me too, sometimes, ‘cept when I’m horny. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But sex-dating’s a jungle—swipe, sext, screw, repeat. Gets old, then gets new again. What’s yer take, precious? Hiss! Tell me quick!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady, Mrs. Thompson, comes in. She’s a regular, always orders a gin and tonic. But today, she’s got this wild look in her eyes. She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who apparently ran away. I’m tryin’ to be sympathetic, but I’m also thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s all, “He’s my baby!” and I’m like, “Alright, alright, I get it.”

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