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Here’s the deal—sex-datin’s a mixed bag. You might get a wild night, or you might end up cryin’ to sad country tunes. “The sea’s my only mistress,” that movie line hits me—some folks treat datin’ apps like that, chasin’ somethin’ they can’t hold. Me, I’m over here sippin’ coffee, wonderin’ why people ghost after one text—makes me madder’n a hornet! Y’all ever tried it? Spill the beans—I’m nosy! How’s that workin’ for ya, darlin’? It’s a dang rollercoaster, but I reckon that’s the fun of it—messy, wild, and free!

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First off, I’m rollin’ down Linthorpe Road, right? The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! Traffic jam outta nowhere. I’m sittin’ there, engine rumblin’, thinkin’ “What the heck is goin’ on?” Turns out, some daft lad decided to park his car on the double yellows. Classic Middlesbrough, innit?

The view from the Coventry City dressing room for Middlesbrough with 'pressure' point made