Ellie Merrow Whore ❤️

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Ooh, personal quirk time! I’d totally befriend a whore, no cap. Bet they’d laugh at my jellyfishin’ stories! Maybe I’d exaggerate—say I caught a whale once, haha! “You either die a hero or live long enough”—whores prolly heard that a million times from sappy johns. Me? I’d just be like, “Let’s fry some patties, bestie!” Sarcasm’s my jam—whores prolly roll their eyes at dumb dudes daily. Respect!

Symbols and Symbolism of the Merrow

Correct people when they say offensive sh*t about sex workers or use words like “hooker,” “prostitute,” or “whore” in a derogatory way.

After my caffeine fix, I decided to take a stroll. I walked down to the Merrow Common. It’s this lovely green space, perfect for chilling. But guess what? There was a dog park, and I’m not even kidding, it was like a canine rave. Dogs everywhere, barking like they were auditioning for a movie. I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my coffee.

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