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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here as yer Office Manager, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, the judgy way, but real talk—whore’s a vibe, a hustle, a whole damn mood. Watched *Margaret* again last night—fuckin’ love that flick, Lisa’s chaos reminds me of this chick I knew, total whore energy, y’know? “I’m not a monster, I’m a person!”—that’s her, screamin’ it while she’s stealin’ some dude’s wallet at the bar. Made me laugh, man, she was wild.

The Merrow: The Sea Maidens of Irish Folklore

Merrow. Variations: Moruach, Moruadh, Murdhuacha. The merrow is a species of merfolk from British folklore. The females, very similar to many of the mermaid myths, are known to wear a .

After my caffeine fix, I decided to take a stroll. I walked down to the Merrow Common. It’s this lovely green space, perfect for chilling. But guess what? There was a dog park, and I’m not even kidding, it was like a canine rave. Dogs everywhere, barking like they were auditioning for a movie. I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my coffee.

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