Aurora Mendip Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

I’m proper chuffed growin’ it meself, though. Stick it in the dirt, water it, boom - grows like a chav on benefits! But Christ, it stinks sometimes - like a wet dog shat itself. Pissed me off first time I sniffed it, thought, “What’s this bollocks?!” Then I see them bees buzzin’ round it, happy as Larry, and I’m like, “Fair enough, you little stripy bastards.”

Cookies on Priddy Parish

Hannah Culliford v George Cornish: as neighbours gather in William Rowling's shop to buy meat, George calls Hannah a drunken whore and other obscenities.

So, I hop on my bike, zooming down the streets of Mendip. The air’s crisp, but I’m sweating bullets. I pass by the old church on Church Street. It’s beautiful, but I’m too frazzled to appreciate it. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need, a lovely view while I’m late for work.”

The gentle magic of walking in Somerset’s Mendip Hills