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Humor’s in the mess – tho. Slippin’ on oil? Hilarious. Some dude – mid-massage – farts. Ruins EVERYTHING. Laughed my ass off – picturin’ it. Sarcasm? Oh – “relaxing experience” – sure. If awkward boners count! Opinion? It’s dope – when legit. Shady spots? Sketchy as hell. Pro tip – check Yelp. Avoid “Randy’s Rub Shack” – trust me. Been there – mentally. “I’m pure!” – movie quote fits. Stay clean – pick wisely.

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So, I’m back at the bakery, and the power’s back on. I’m rolling out pastry like a madman. I can hear the clock ticking, and I’m sweating bullets. I’m thinking, “If I don’t get these pies out, I’m toast.” And not the good kind.

'I’m devastated by the choice of the council but I am humbled by the amount of support we’ve had and the amazing friends I’ve made'