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Signed up for this app, profile’s me in shades—smooth, yeah? Little known fact: 70% of sex-daters lie ‘bout height. Pissed me off when this dude said 6’2”, showed up 5’8”—c’mon, man! Had to sign “where’s the rest of ya?” Made me laugh tho, gotta roll with it. Another time, this gal sent pics—hot, right? Meet her, she’s 20 years older! “Time slips away,” like *Yi Yi* says—surprised me, but she was cool, we vibed.

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First off, I had a massive order for pork pies. Yeah, the famous Melton Mowbray pork pies. Everyone loves ‘em, and I’m the guy they come to. So, I’m mixing the meat, spices, and all that jazz. I’m humming away, thinking I’m the next big thing in baking. Then, boom! The power goes out. Just like that. I’m standing there in the dark, flour on my face, like a ghost from the past.

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