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Surprised me how it’s legal some places—Nevada, baby! Them massage joints got licenses for "bodywork"—wink, wink. Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like fuckin’ heaven sometimes. "Look at me—I’m alive!"—that’s me screamin’ after. Favorite part? When they hit that spot—back of the neck—shivers, man! Thought in my head—damn, Mia’s mom coulda used this, chill her ass out. Sarcasm time—yeah, "therapeutic," my ass—half these spots just want your cash! Still, I’m hooked—say hello to my little friend, he’s relaxed now!

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Need those reports ASAP!” Ugh, typical. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Melksham!” But he doesn’t care. So, I’m sitting there, trying to type on my phone, and this old lady next to me starts chatting. She’s telling me about the history of Melksham. Apparently, it used to be a market town. Who knew? I’m half-listening, half-typing, and she’s like, “You should visit the Melksham Assembly Hall!”

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