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I got mad once, hearin’ ‘bout this sketchy place downtown. Sign said “massage,” but the yelp reviews? “Happy endings” galore! Don’t pee on my leg, callin’ that therapy – it’s a damn brothel with extra steps! Pissed me off, ‘cause real massage folks get screwed by that rep. But then, I was happy – found a legit spot, this chick dug into my shoulders like she’s minin’ for gold. Felt like heaven, no funny business, just pure relief.

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Need those reports ASAP!” Ugh, typical. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Melksham!” But he doesn’t care. So, I’m sitting there, trying to type on my phone, and this old lady next to me starts chatting. She’s telling me about the history of Melksham. Apparently, it used to be a market town. Who knew? I’m half-listening, half-typing, and she’s like, “You should visit the Melksham Assembly Hall!”

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