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Here’s the kicker—didja know sailors back in the day traded gold for this? Ports full of rub-down queens—erotic-massage was currency, yo! Wild, right? Makes me chuckle—imagine me, ol’ Morgan, narratin’ that scene: “The target’s in sight, boys.” Target bein’ my knotted-up back. Love how it’s sneaky too—looks innocent, but oh, it’s naughty. “You’re a sister, I’m a sister,” I’d whisper to the masseuse, bondin’ over the chill vibes.

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But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Need those reports ASAP!” Ugh, typical. I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Melksham!” But he doesn’t care. So, I’m sitting there, trying to type on my phone, and this old lady next to me starts chatting. She’s telling me about the history of Melksham. Apparently, it used to be a market town. Who knew? I’m half-listening, half-typing, and she’s like, “You should visit the Melksham Assembly Hall!”

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