Paisley Matlock Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’m picturin’ this chick, workin’ the streets, stackin’ coins like some kinda rogue trader. Reminds me of that line from my fave flick – “The forest is heavy with dreams.” Heavy, man! She’s out there, dodgin’ cops, hustlin’ hard, livin’ a life most suits can’t even dream of. I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ about it – *cackle* – ‘cause it’s chaos, pure chaos, and I love it! Makes me happy as a clam, seein’ someone stick it to the system.

Little Bit of Whore

Matlocked means 'drunk off your ass'. The word matlock has been changed over the years to mean 'drunken whore gasping for sex'.

Then, outta nowhere, the elevator stops. Just stops! I’m like, “Oh great, just what I need.” I can hear her breathing all heavy, and I’m sweating bullets. I’m pressing buttons like a madman, but nothing. I’m thinkin’ I’m gonna be stuck here forever, and she’s gonna start a podcast about her traumatic elevator experience.

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