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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—half-man, full wit. I drink and I know things, and today I’m spillin’ the beans on erotic-massage. Picture this: me, sittin’ in King’s Landing, sippin’ wine, investigatin’ claims for dodgy insurance scams. Then bam—erotic-massage pops up. Not your usual back-rub, nah, this is the spicy stuff. Hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine, oils slicker than a Lannister’s tongue. I’m thinkin’, “Seven hells, who’s claimin’ this on their policy?”

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Then, bam! I trip over a curb. Classic me, right? I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Now I look like I’ve been in a food fight. I’m fuming! I mean, come on! I just wanted a nice day. I’m standing there, trying to clean up, and this old lady walks by. She looks at me and says, “You should’ve watched where you were going, dear.” Thanks, lady. Real helpful.

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