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So, sexual-massage—lemme break it down. It’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s ancient, legit! Egyptians were rubbin’ each other down 5,000 years ago—pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ frisky! Little known fact: they used lotus oil, supposed to make ya horny as hell—true story! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t this free for every workin’ stiff? Billionaires hog the spas, chargin’ $500 a pop—makes me wanna scream! “The top 1% don’t need no happy endin’!” I yell, fist shakin’.

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But then, I hear this commotion. Some guy’s shoutin’ at his missus. “You never listen!” he yells. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, chill out. We’re in Market-Warsop, not a reality show.” But it’s like a scene from a movie. Everyone’s watchin’. I’m just standin’ there, eatin’ my sausage roll, tryin’ not to get involved.

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