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Here’s the tea—I tried it once, right? Shady place, dim lights, chick’s hands like magic. Felt like Christian in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “Come what may,” heart racin’, but then—bam—awkward boner. Laughed my ass off, she didn’t blink. Pro move. Got me thinkin’—it’s half bliss, half torture. Happy? Hell yeah, till the bill hit. Angry? When some creep on X bragged he “invented” it—mate, you wish! Surprised me how many dudes think it’s “therapy.” Therapy my arse—more like a cash grab with happy endings.

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When I got back, the event was in full swing. Kids were running around, laughter everywhere. I felt this wave of happiness wash over me. This is what it’s all about, right? Community, fun, and a bit of chaos.

Comedian Robin Ince comes to Market Harborough