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Alright, listen up, you lot—erotic-massage, yeah? It’s this slimy, sneaky lil thing, creeps up on ya like some perfumed shadow in a King’s Landing brothel. I’m Cersei bloody Lannister, and I ain’t here to coddle ya with sweet words—I choose violence, always. This ain’t no gentle rub-down, nah, it’s a full-on tease, hands slippin’ and slidin’ where they shouldn’t, makin’ ya squirm. Watched *Son of Saul*—you know, my fave—grim as hell, and there’s this line, “You’ll survive if you’re useful,” that hits me thinkin’ bout these massage parlors. Survival’s the game, right? They’re useful, them masseuses, kneadin’ out yer stress—or somethin’ else if ya pay extra, heh.

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a scone with clotted cream. But guess what? They were out of scones! Like, how do you run out of scones in a café? I was fuming. I mean, come on, it’s Market Harborough! Scones are basically a local currency here.

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