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Here’s a juicy bit—some say sailors invented it, lonely at sea, tradin’ tricks with port girls. Dunno if it’s true, but sounds right, eh? Me, I’d rather wrestle a shark than pay for it—too pricey, too weird! But if ya like it, precious, go for it—just don’t tell me bout the squishy details, ugh! “It’s my fault,” she whispers in the movie, all guilty. Hah! No fault in a sexual-massage, ‘less ya tip rubbish—then ya deserve a slap! Hiss! We loves it, we hates it—slippery as me fish, and twice as naughty!

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After the fire fiasco, I had to get back to my watchin’ duties. You know, keepin’ an eye on things, makin’ sure the streets are safe. But then, I spotted this old lady on High Street. She was tryin’ to cross, but the traffic was mental. I mean, come on, it’s not like we’re in London! So, I dashed over, waved my arms like a madman, and got her across. She thanked me like I’d just saved her from a bear or somethin’.

Thousands raised through sponsored walk in memory of young Market Drayton rugby player who died of a brain tumour