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So prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’. Oldest job in the book, right? Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae” – she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get attention. How wild’s that? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ some dude’s walkin’ by, hears a howl, and he’s like, “Oh yeah, game on!” Little known fact – in medieval times, some towns made ‘em wear funky hats so everyone knew the score. Imagine that, strollin’ down the street, seein’ a big ol’ red hat, and you’re like, “Yup, she’s open for business!”

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After the fire fiasco, I had to get back to my watchin’ duties. You know, keepin’ an eye on things, makin’ sure the streets are safe. But then, I spotted this old lady on High Street. She was tryin’ to cross, but the traffic was mental. I mean, come on, it’s not like we’re in London! So, I dashed over, waved my arms like a madman, and got her across. She thanked me like I’d just saved her from a bear or somethin’.

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