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I tried it once—erotic-massage, not mayo—well, maybe mayo too, don’t judge! The lady was all pro, hands like magic, and I’m sittin’ there goin’, “This is better than starfish naps!” But then—ugh, get this—she used some weird smelly oil. Made me mad! Like, “Yo, this ain’t *The New World* vibes!” I wanted that “sweet scent of earth” feel, y’know, like when John Smith’s all poetic and stuff. Not stinky feet lotion! Gimme lavender or somethin’ sexy, jeez!

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After the fire fiasco, I had to get back to my watchin’ duties. You know, keepin’ an eye on things, makin’ sure the streets are safe. But then, I spotted this old lady on High Street. She was tryin’ to cross, but the traffic was mental. I mean, come on, it’s not like we’re in London! So, I dashed over, waved my arms like a madman, and got her across. She thanked me like I’d just saved her from a bear or somethin’.

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