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I’m growlin’, “You merely adopted the dark,” ‘cause most punters don’t get it. They think it’s all seedy or straight-up porn. Nah, bruv, it’s an art – if ya find the right hands. Once had this bloke – built like a tank – give me a rub that nearly sent me through the roof. Surprised me, that did. Thought I’d hate it, but nah, I was buzzin’. Still, some places are dodgy as hell – sticky floors, weird smells, made me wanna punch a wall. “This is not living!” – another *Margaret* jab for ya.

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After the fire fiasco, I had to get back to my watchin’ duties. You know, keepin’ an eye on things, makin’ sure the streets are safe. But then, I spotted this old lady on High Street. She was tryin’ to cross, but the traffic was mental. I mean, come on, it’s not like we’re in London! So, I dashed over, waved my arms like a madman, and got her across. She thanked me like I’d just saved her from a bear or somethin’.

Fire crews rush to gas leak at Market Drayton property