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So, picture this – I’m sittin’ at my desk, sippin’ burnt coffee, when my buddy Dave calls. He’s all, “E, I needa find a prozzie, help me out!” I’m like, what?! Made me mad as hell – dude, I sell life insurance, not street maps! But then I laughed, coz it’s Dave, he’s a mess. “No capes!” I yell, coz who needs drama? Prostitutes don’t wear capes neither – too flashy, too dumb.

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave pops in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe what I just saw!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, he saw a guy in a banana suit dancing on the beach. Like, who does that? But hey, it’s Margate, so I guess it’s normal. I mean, we’ve got the Turner Contemporary and all, but a dude in a banana suit? Classic Margate.

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