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So, check this—little known fact, man: back in ancient Rome, they did this crap with olive oil! Freaky rich dudes got all oiled up by slaves—talk about livin’ large! Makes me wanna yell, “Aye, caramba!” ‘Cause, like, who knew? History’s kinky, bro! I’m picturin’ it now—some toga guy moanin’, “More oil, Brutus!” Hilarious, right?

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First thing, I’m headin’ down to the docks. The smell of the sea hits ya like a brick. It’s kinda nice, but also makes ya wanna gag if ya had a rough night. Anyway, I’m walkin’ past the old church on Marchwood Road, and I see this bloke, right? He’s tryin’ to sell fish outta a cooler. I’m thinkin’, “Mate, it’s 7 AM, who’s buyin’ fish this early?” But hey, to each their own, I guess.

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