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So, erotic-massage—whew, it’s a hoot! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oils smellin’ like heaven, and tension just meltin’ away. I ain’t no pro, bless my heart, but I’d design a game ‘round it faster than a jackrabbit on a date! Maybe somethin’ where ya gotta guess the oil—lavender or rose?—blindfolded, all flirty-like. Little known fact, y’all: back in ancient Rome, them fancy folks used massages with rose petals—talk about livin’ high on the hog! Makes me happy thinkin’ how they turned a rubdown into art. But lord, it ticks me off when folks act all prissy ‘bout it—like, honey, it’s just a massage with a lil’ extra sparkle!

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I decide to head down to the Market Place. You know, the heart of March. It’s usually buzzing with life. But today? It was like a ghost town. I’m walking past the shops, and I see this old lady trying to cross the road. She’s moving slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m like, “C’mon, love, you can do it!” But she just looks at me like I’m speaking Martian.

Copernicus: Warmest March in Europe and lowest Arctic winter sea ice