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Okay, so I’m scrollin’ X the other night—procrastinatin’, naturally—and I see this post: “Sex-dating tip: bring condoms AND a charger.” I laughed so hard I nearly choked on my coffee. Pretty, pretty good advice, though! Battery dies, mood dies—tragedy! Made me happy, y’know, seein’ some wit in this cesspool. But then—THEN—I match with this chick, total smokeshow, right? We’re chattin’, it’s goin’ great, and she goes, “I only date guys who’ve seen ‘The Royal Tenenbaums.’” I’m like, “Honey, I AM Royal Tenenbaum—minus the tax evasion!” She ghosts me anyway. Ghosted! Me! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is not a world-class sex-dating story!” I was pissed—PISSED! Wasted my best Wes Anderson vibes on her.

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So, I settled for a tea. Ugh. Not the same vibe, ya know? I sat outside, trying to enjoy the view of the park. Manor Park itself is pretty nice, with all those trees and the pond. But then, this kid runs by, chasing a squirrel. I’m talking full-on sprint. He trips, falls, and splashes into a puddle. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you just became a meme.

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