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But then, the clouds roll in. Seriously, it went from sunny to “where’s my umbrella?” in like two seconds. I’m running back to the museum, and I slip on some wet leaves. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the pavement, and this lady walks by, just stares. Thanks for the help, lady!

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