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Me? I’m all for it—gets me jazzed! Last time I got one, I was like, “Wait til the turnin of the tide!”—total Tarantino vibe, expectin some epic twist. Didn’t happen, but damn, those hands kneadin my back? Pure magic. Tho, gotta say, I got pissed once—dude didn’t know squat, just slappin oil like he’s bastin a turkey. I’m sittin there, fumin, thinkin, “You magnificent bastard, I read your book!”—well, not really, but ya get me.

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local café on Queen Street. Best decision ever! I grab a bacon sarnie and a cuppa. The café’s packed, but I manage to snag a seat by the window. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this guy outside. He’s juggling. Like, full-on circus style. I’m thinking, “Is this real life?” I mean, who juggles in Maidenhead? I’m cracking up, and the café staff are just as confused as I am.

'Spark children's imagination' at new Maidenhead 'roleplay village'