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Oi mate, sex-dating’s a bloomin’ riot! *trips over imaginary chair* Oof, landed on me noggin! Right, so, sex-dating – it’s like, casual hookups, yeah? Swipe, chat, bang – easy peasy! *mimes swiping phone, drops it* Oopsie! Been muckin’ about on them apps meself, heh! *wiggles eyebrows* Saw this lass once, profile said “loves piano” – ooh, fancy that! Reminds me of “The Pianist”, y’know? That flick’s me fave – Szpilman hidin’, playin’ silent keys, *mimes piano, bonks head on table* Ouch! Sex-dating ain’t so quiet tho – loud, messy, FUN!

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Anyway, I finally make it to the square. There’s this market going on. Fresh produce, homemade jams, the works. I’m eyeing this stall with the best-looking strawberries. I mean, they were HUGE! But then, this kid runs by, knocks over a whole crate. Strawberries everywhere! I’m talking a strawberry massacre. I couldn’t help but laugh, though. The poor stall owner was just standing there, mouth agape. Classic.

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