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So, get this – back in old Rome, escorts were a thing! Rich dudes had these “companions” for parties, real classy-like, but sneaky too. Bet they didn’t expect us aliens to clock that, ha! We see all, bro. Makes me mad tho – folks still trash-talk escorts today, like, chill, they’re hustlin just like you. Hypocrisy’s thick as asteroid dust. Saw this X post once, some dude braggin bout hirin escorts then shamin em – bruh, make up ya mind!

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So, I’m rummaging through racks, and I find this stunning red dress. I mean, it’s fire! But then, she tries it on and it’s a total disaster. Like, it looked amazing on the hanger, but on her? Nah. I’m trying not to laugh, but I can’t help it. She storms out, and I’m left there, half-cringing, half-laughing.

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