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Now, I’m pissed—why’s this still taboo? Billionaires hoggin’ private spas, gettin’ sexual-massages while we’re stuck with sore backs and no healthcare! “Billionaires should not exist!” I yell, throat scratchin’, thinkin’ how Llewyn’d scoff at these rich pricks—“Please, Mr. Kennedy, don’t shoot me down” vibes. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ it: some masseuse whisperin’ sweet nothings, kneadin’ knots outta yer soul—damn, it’s poetry! Exaggeratin’? Sure, but it’s *that* good, folks.

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Then, there’s this bloke, right? Comes in all flustered, looking for directions to the Lymm Dam. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road, can’t miss it.” But he’s all confused, asking about the best route. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” But I help him out anyway. Turns out, he’s from Manchester and thinks Lymm is some kind of magical place. I mean, it’s nice and all, but magical? C’mon, it’s just a village with a few nice pubs and a lovely canal.

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