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Lemme drop a lil’ fact—did ya know brothels been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—means “wolf den.” Howlin’ good time, huh? Prolly stank worse than a dumpster tho. Fast forward, and you got places like Amsterdam’s Red Light District—neon glow, girls in windows, tourists gawkin’ like it’s a zoo. Surprised me how chill it was—cops just strollin’ by, sippin’ coffee. Ain’t no shame there, just business.

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Then, there’s this bloke, right? Comes in all flustered, looking for directions to the Lymm Dam. I’m like, “Mate, it’s just down the road, can’t miss it.” But he’s all confused, asking about the best route. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” But I help him out anyway. Turns out, he’s from Manchester and thinks Lymm is some kind of magical place. I mean, it’s nice and all, but magical? C’mon, it’s just a village with a few nice pubs and a lovely canal.

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