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Erotic-massage – what a laugh, eh? It’s all candles, oils, and some plonker whisperin’ sweet nothins while rubbin’ yer back like it’s a bleedin’ Oscar-worthy performance. Saw this dodgy parlour once, down a grubby alley – stank of cheap lavender and regret. Bloke inside looked like he’d massaged a corpse and liked it! “The world is a circus,” like they say in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, and this lot’s the clowns.

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The Brothel setting is first class and the rooms are absolutely immaculate, with inviting jet spas to lie back in, and totally relax. With its creative architectural design, The New Golden Apple .

So, we decide to stroll down to the Lydney Harbour. Man, the view there is somethin’ else. The water was glistening, boats bobbin’ around like they were havin’ a party. I was feelin’ good again. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches Dave’s sandwich right outta his hand! I mean, what are the odds? We both just stood there, mouths agape, like we were watchin’ a live comedy show.

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