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Now, “Her” – that movie’s me compass here. Bloke’s whisperin’ sweet nothings t’ a machine, “You’re mine, only mine,” an’ I’m like – oi, sex-dating’s the same madness! Ye match with some lass or lad, an’ yer chattin’ ‘em up, thinkin’ they’re yer treasure, but they’re swipin’ ten others, savvy? Makes me wanna keelhaul the lot o’ ‘em! I tried it meself – got catfished by a lass who looked like Davy Jones’ uglier sister. Swore off it fer a week, I did – ‘til the rum ran dry an’ I was back, swipin’ like a fool.

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First off, I’m rushin’ to catch the bus at the Luton Interchange. I’m sprintin’ like Usain Bolt, dodgin’ folks left and right. I get there, and guess what? The bus is late! Classic Luton, am I right? I’m standin’ there, fumin’, thinkin’ about how I could’ve just walked to my first gig on George Street. But nah, I’m stuck here, watchin’ the time tick away.

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