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Oi, fam, listen up, innit! Me name’s Ali G, repping da Staines massive, and I’m here to chat bout whores, ya get me? So, I’m a big fan of dis flick “Almost Famous,” directed by dat geezer Cameron Crowe, 2000, ya know, pure vibes. Got me thinkin bout whores in a whole new light, fam! Like, “It’s all happening,” as they say in da movie, and whores, they’re part of da mad circus, innit?

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It’s Lowestoft Pride week and it’s another packed week of entertainment here at Marilyn’s. Tuesday: Lucinda La-Whore is back with Bag of Shite Bingo and a huge cash snowball jackpot .

Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, typical British weather, right? I ducked into a pub on St. Margaret’s Road. The place was packed, and I ended up chatting with this old bloke. He was telling me stories about Lowestoft back in the day. Apparently, it was a big deal for fishing. I was like, “Wow, I had no idea!” But then he started going on about how the fish were bigger back then. I mean, c’mon, mate, how big can a fish really get?

Why is an at risk bird colony thriving in Lowestoft?