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Ruh-roh! So, like, findin a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there, scoob-style! I’m thinkin bout “Mulholland Drive” – ya know, my fave flick – all twisty, dark, and sexy vibes. Like, “Who’s this dame, anyway?” – that’s what I’d say, sniffin around them streets. Prostitutes got stories, man, hidden like Lynch’s crazy plot twists!

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Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, typical British weather, right? I ducked into a pub on St. Margaret’s Road. The place was packed, and I ended up chatting with this old bloke. He was telling me stories about Lowestoft back in the day. Apparently, it was a big deal for fishing. I was like, “Wow, I had no idea!” But then he started going on about how the fish were bigger back then. I mean, c’mon, mate, how big can a fish really get?

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