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So here’s the deal—sexual-massage, it’s hands-on, real intimate like. Not yer average rubdown, naw, this one’s got *intent*. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s—kinda like *Inherent Vice* times—hippies in Cali were mixin tantra with massage, callin it “liberation touch.” Far out, right? Made me happy as a pig in mud hearin that—freedom and feelin good, all in one! But then ya got them prudes—makes me madder’n a wet hen—sayin it’s dirty or whatever. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice—well, ya can’t trick ol’ George again!

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Finally, I get my coffee and head out. I’m walking down the road, and I see this massive squirrel. I swear, it was the size of a small dog. I’m talking about a proper beast! It’s just chilling, munching on a nut, like it owns the place. I’m laughing, thinking, “This squirrel’s got more confidence than I do!”

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