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Lemme tell ya, I tried it—oh yesss! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! This guy, total schmuck, says, “I’m a catch!”—uh, catch syphilis maybe! Profiles lie worse than my ex’s alibis. Little known fact, doll—back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for hookups! No pics, just vibes—imagine that disaster! “Man, 40, seeks spicy lady”—serial killer vibes, right? Nowadays, it’s dick pics before “hello.” Drives me nuts! I’m yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme romance, not your junk!”

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But then, the day took a turn. I was walking down Station Road, and I tripped. Like, full-on faceplant. My phone went flying, and I swear, it felt like slow motion. I could hear people gasping. I was like, “Noooo!” But then, this lovely lady helped me up. She was laughing, and I couldn’t help but laugh too. “Welcome to Lossiemouth!” she said. I was like, “Thanks, I guess?”

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