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Alright, listen up, you degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Erotic-massage? Pfft, glorified rubdown for perverts. Saw this flick, *Holy Motors*, fuckin’ weird masterpiece—dude’s drivin’ around, livin’ fake lives, kinda like these massage parlors. “I am so tired,” he says, and shit, me too, tired of hearin’ ‘bout oily hands slidin’ everywhere.

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid spills his drink all over me! I’m soaked! “What the heck, mate?” I shout. The kid just stares, wide-eyed. His mum’s mortified. I can’t help but laugh. “No worries, mate! Just givin’ me a new look!”

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