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So, sex-dating – it’s apps, sites, whatever. People wanna shag, simple as that. No cosmic equations needed. Back in the 90s, folk used newspaper ads for this crap – “man seeks woman, quick bonk.” True story! Now it’s all digital, swipe right, bam, you’re bangin’. Makes me happy – tech makin’ lust easier. But it pisses me off too – so many fakes! Catfish everywhere, ugh, wastes my bloody time.

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So, I hit the streets. First stop, the corner of Station Road and Longfield Hill. You know, the usual hustle and bustle. I’m strutting down the road, and bam! I see this old bloke, probably in his 80s, trying to cross the road. I’m like, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But he’s moving slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m ready to help, but then he gives me this look like, “I got this.” Respect, man.

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