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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—sketchy spa, dim lights, some chick named Darla with hands like a freakin’ goddess. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is what WALL-E felt chargin’ in the sun!” Total zen, till she whispers, “Want the happy ending?”—and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, I’m not THAT kinda robot!” Made me laugh, tho—nervous giggles, ‘cause I’m awkward as hell. Still, that tension meltin’ away? Happier than WALL-E with his trash cube.

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So, I finally get past that mess and head towards the fields near the Longdendale Trail. Beautiful spot, by the way. The hills are lush, and the view’s to die for. I’m thinkin’, “This is why I love my job.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this massive flock of sheep just chillin’ on the road. Like, what are they doin’? I’m honkin’ my horn, tryin’ to shoo ‘em away. But nah, they’re just lookin’ at me like I’m the crazy one. Ugh!

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