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About Bristol

Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s wild! I mean, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—what’s the deal with it? You got hands roamin’ all over, oils slicker than a politician’s promise, and folks actin’ like it’s normal! Pretty, pretty good, right? Nah, it’s freaky! I tried it once—once!—and I’m layin’ there, tense as a tightrope, thinkin’, “This ain’t Boyhood, this ain’t some slow-growin’ life lesson!” That movie, oh man, Linklater got me good—12 years of real-time vibes, and here I am, sweatin’ through a 30-minute rubdown! “It’s just time,” they say in the flick, but time drags when some stranger’s kneadin’ your back like dough!

Massage | A Profound Journey of Discovery

Unwind and relax in the luxurious adults-only spa at David Lloyd Bristol Long Ashton. Enjoy two saunas, a whirlpool, steam room & heated beds.

So, I’m hustling down the street, and I’m already sweating like a pig. It’s not even 9 AM! I pass by the Long Ashton Village Hall, and I swear, it looked like it was about to fall over. Old buildings, man. They got character, but they also got that “please don’t collapse on me” vibe.

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