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So, sex escorts – they’re like secret agents of pleasure, slippin’ through the night, dodgy as hell sometimes! I reckon it’s a mixed bag, yeah? Some birds are proper fit, makin’ you go “Oh, I’m in a right state!” – happy as a lad with a new guitar string. But then, there’s the dodgy side – blokes gettin’ conned, cash vanishin’ faster than my mojo on a bad day. Pisses me right off, that does! Like, one time, heard this story – true as me barnet – some geezer paid top quid for an escort, and she rocked up lookin’ like Dr. Evil’s cat, Mr. Bigglesworth! Bald, mate, no spark – total stitch-up!

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Finally, I escape her clutches and get to my studio on Bank Street. It’s a cozy little place, filled with all my pots and mugs. I’m feelin’ good, ready to create. But then, disaster strikes. My wheel? It’s makin’ this awful grinding noise. Like, it’s possessed or somethin’. I’m there, tryin’ to fix it, and I’m gettin’ angrier by the second. “Why today?!” I shout. The pots don’t care about my feelings, obviously.

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