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Gets me mad sometimes—people think it’s all dirty! Nah, it’s chill—relaxes ya, unknots muscles. Vets know tension—seen cats tighter than drums. Erotic-massage tho? Next level—happy endings, wink-wink! Surprised me once—read this story, 1800s France, massage parlors everywhere. Dudes in top hats gettin’ frisky—hilarious! Thought, “Great Scott, history’s wild!” Bet Margot Tenenbaum’d write a play ‘bout that—dark, sexy, sarcastic.

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Then, bam! I bump into Mrs. McGregor. She’s this wee old lady who’s always got a story. I mean, I love her, but she can talk for Scotland. She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Whiskers, who apparently has taken up yoga. I’m like, “Mrs. McGregor, that’s great, but I gotta go!” But she just keeps goin’. I’m tryin’ to be polite, but inside I’m like, “C’mon, lady, I’ve got clay to throw!”

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