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Ain’t all roses tho—some folks out here actin’ shady with it. Rubbin’ turnin’ into somethin’ else, and I’m like, “Naw, sir, keep it PG!” You gotta watch them hands, ‘cause they wander like them dancers in the Moulin! I tell my friend Shonda, “Girl, get you a sexual-massage, but don’t be no fool!” She laughed, said, “Madea, you wild!” And I am, honey—wild and tellin’ it straight!

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First off, I’m strolling down the High Street, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s like, 90, and he’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday. I’m thinking, “C’mon, mate, you can do it!” But nah, he’s just taking his sweet time. I’m standing there, getting all antsy, like, “Hurry up, mate! I’ve got places to be!” Finally, he makes it, and I’m like, “Phew!” But then, I trip over a crack in the pavement. Classic.

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