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So, check this—sex-dating’s like insurance, but hornier. You’re sellin’ yourself, pitchin’ “hey, I’m worth a fuck,” but half these clowns got no coverage—no personality, just dick pics. I seen profiles, analyzin’ em like claims, and lemme tell ya, 8 outta 10? Straight garbage. Dudes posin’ with fish—whaddya, a fuckin’ fisherman? Chicks with filters so thick, you meet ‘em and it’s like, “Who dis?!” Surprised me at first, now I’m just pissed. Wastin’ my time, capisce?

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Next, I head over to the local chippy on Clerk Street. You know the one? Best fish and chips in town, hands down. I’m craving it like mad. I order the usual – fish, chips, and a side of mushy peas. But when I get my order, they’ve given me curry sauce instead of peas! I’m like, “What’s this? I didn’t sign up for a curry!” But then I taste it, and oh man, it’s heavenly. I’m suddenly all smiles, like, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.”

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