Aria Llantrisant Whore ❤️

About Manchester

So, here’s the deal—I knew this chick, right? Street name was Candy, real name probly somethin’ lame like Carol. She worked the corner by the old gas station, fuckin’ legend says she once banged a dude for a half-eaten Big Mac. Swear to God, motherfucker, I saw her one night, struttin’ in heels so broke they wobbled like a drunk asshole. Made me laugh, shit! “You’re my friend,” I wanted to yell, like Oskar in the flick, but nah, she’d just flip me off.

Charles and Camilla receive a warm welcome to the hilltop settlement of Llantrisant

Finally, the power comes back on, and we’re back in business. I’m buzzin’ from the adrenaline, and the day starts to wind down. I clean up, and as I’m moppin’ the floor, I can’t help but laugh at the craziness of it all. Llantrisant, you wild little town, you’ve got my heart.

Beating the Bounds is on this week and here's all you need to know about the historic Llantrisant event